Category Archive: health

Wherein I fixate on something ridiculous…

Sometimes I can be an extremist. Sort of. Ok, just about the ridiculous. I’m pretty laid-back about politics, the news, excessive use of ‘adorbs’. But get me started on girl shit? Queue picture… Continue reading

The Event.

So a few weeks ago, there was An Event. In my house. On my stairs. Sounds dramatic, right? Well, it was. I almost DIED. (This may be a slight exaggeration) After one of… Continue reading

Do or do not. There is no try.

There is nothing quite as humiliating as poorly behaved children. And while we have all seen it, and probably mentally affirmed that we were superior parents and our children pure perfection, ADMIT IT!!… Continue reading

Pinterest Win!

There are few things as glorious as a Pinterest Win. Just like everyone else on the freaking planet, I Pinterest and fail epically. One of my more awful fails involved melting shaved crayons… Continue reading

Watermelon: A love story

About 3 weeks ago I bought a personal watermelon. Perhaps you are like me and find the idea of a label for a watermelon, intimating that its for ‘personal use’, amusing? Partially that’s… Continue reading

Pool party

I learned the hard way recently that swim diapers do not actually contain anything except for poop. And frankly, this was a surprise for me. Did you know that if you dress a… Continue reading

Confession

Sometimes new things are hard, like tights. Too snug, ill fitting, awkward and slightly judgmental. And also, they are godammn tights. And are a total jerk. Cue enormous deep soul sigh and pause…..… Continue reading

Small moments

Calm of sorts, Wide wide eyes Sweat, stress, tight. Breathing. My internal mind becomes tightly focused. I pretend. And I am good at it. I bet you didn’t know that I was this… Continue reading

Interruption.

It’s raining here, which always gives me time to think. Florida rains like Mexico does, warm and personal and mostly unexpected. But welcome at the same time. I feel like I, personally, needed… Continue reading

Calm Tuesday

It’s another peaceful Tuesday out here…. Currently we are grilling some meeeeet, that we are going to chop up and throw on some naan bread and make some fire grilled pizza. Sounds good,… Continue reading

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