Tag Archive: children

Dancing with chaos: An Ode to Mom

There is always things to discuss when it’s Mother’s Day. Moms, obviously. Things that kids do that stress Moms out like a mother-fucker. Cursing. Stress. Wine (because let’s be realistic). It’s quite like… Continue reading

Ghost baby: or how I am not the Boss

I slowly and extremely carefully walked upstairs, hesitating on the landing before the last few steps. I shuddered at the thought of what I’d see there. I knew it was there. I could… Continue reading

Do or do not. There is no try.

There is nothing quite as humiliating as poorly behaved children. And while we have all seen it, and probably mentally affirmed that we were superior parents and our children pure perfection, ADMIT IT!!… Continue reading

Pool party

I learned the hard way recently that swim diapers do not actually contain anything except for poop. And frankly, this was a surprise for me. Did you know that if you dress a… Continue reading

Ginger. A love story

Today I did stuff. With kids. And mostly it was stuff with red lipstick on. Unbeknownst to me, lipstick is my power animal. Only if its red though. Coral can piss off. First… Continue reading

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